The following is in reverse chronological order. Go to the bottom and read upwards
Cease and desist or I'll blow dry you
Bears are harassing the avalanche victim
They've just triggered another avalanche. I'm going to need 20 hair dryers.
Upd & down the mountain
But it's so far to go get them.
Bring me a rope, a hair dryer, and an electrical cord
I can't rescue you. I only have a plastic shovel and you're 20 feet down under the avalanche